If a Waffle House store is open and offering a full menu, the index is green. If it is open but serving from a limited menu, it’s yellow. When the location has been forced to close, the index is red. Because Waffle House is well-prepared for disasters… it’s rare for the index to hit red.
i know that menu like the back of my motherfucking hand and what im telling you is if you cant get chopped or topped or whatever lamination youre craving on that particular day at that particular hour you might as well ask the first chick you see for a lil sloppy in-and-out-in-and-out because we aint talking about no access to squab here were talking about an end-of-the-world reckoning the likes of which this universe aint never seen.